actual exchange with the pharmacy tech (pt):
pt: “oh, let me give you a few more of these (syringes). they’re the smaller 1oz size so it might be easier to use.”
me: “uh…i’m actually buying this to help me eat with.”
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frequently asked questions
“did you have some dental work done?”
“why are you mumbling?”
“oh, you got braces!”
the only person to “get it” (aka correctly diagnose what was going on with my mouth + face) was a dentist. she said the face swelling gave it away. and then told me i should have scissors on me at all times in case i needed to be cut out. a point my own doctors neglected to tell me.
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i made this sign to help me (and our customers) get through work a little easier. i think it worked.
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what do you mean, your friends don’t bring paper bag puppets of themselves when they visit you?
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